Q: Will this FAQ just be you arguing with yourself like most website FAQs turn out to be?
A: I do not intend it to wind up like that, but perhaps if I get bored it will.
Q: How do I defeat a bully?
A: A bully is tough to beat, nearly impossible if you do not have a height advantage. Jump around to his back and shoot a fireball into the back of his legs (below the armoured torso). Dodge away as the angry cow turns around and repeat until the troublesome bovine warrior is dead.
Q: What is the objective of the game?
A: The first time you play, just try to finish it. If you're looking for a new challenge, make sure you have all seven mystic staffs. Next, try to find every single item in the game.
Q: Where are the mystic staffs?
A: There is one in the first world, 2 in the second world, and 4 in the final world.
Q: Are you a Pyromaniac?
A: Fire fascinates me, but it's not like I'm addicted or anything. No, no, no, I can quit at any time, it doesn't control me :D
Q: Did you make all these questions up?
A: Yes I did, but I'd be more than happy to add some genuinely Frequently Asked Questions to this site. If you have a question, send it to me.